Keyboard Warriors

by The Chicken And Bellz Life

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Original Comedy Hip-Hop with beats produced by Unstable Enemy.

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released 15 April 2013
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Track Name: Somebody's Trolling Me
Verse 1

Go onto my YouTube and what do I see
60 plus dislikes staring at me
Wtf is this I have to Get Tom T
Tom T Tom T Somebody's Trolling Me

Where ever I go and whatever I do
Spirit, dreams and Dissect
you were all shit too
Bringing me down and making me sick
fucking hell dreams you're one ugly stupid bitch

Sitting in my booth in my shitty room
Watching TCABL's Youtube and everything they do
Fucking hell why can't I get as many likes as them two
Fuck shit bollocks wank I just need that one little break though!

All of my music makes others depressed
But for me its like which underage girl do I Molest?
My mother wasn't impressed she kicked me into the street
Oh hey mum its me Marshal I'm new the drug dealer in 21 Jump Street

Chorus

Somebody - KhAoS
Somebody - ShAdOw
Somebody - KhAoS
Somebody - ShAdOw

Somebody's Trolling Me - Both

REPEAT x2

Verse 2

I Go onto my Facebook and write some depressive shit
I want to have a Normal life
well get a job then you lazy prick
Just admit it your music is shit
You ask for someones opinion but have a hissy fit
When its nothing you ever want to hear

Every website I have keeps getting stalked or hacked into
SOMEBODY'S TROLLING ME
Why can't I just agree that the world would be better
Off without my music and without me

Come back to us when you take pride in your music
Your production skills are poor, you have a fucking iMac so use it
If you can't take constructive criticism then how will you progress?
The music industry doesn't need someone like you
Fucking hell bro do you even compress?

Chorus

Somebody - KhAoS
Somebody - ShAdOw
Somebody - KhAoS
Somebody - ShAdOw

Somebody's Trolling Me - Both

REPEAT x2


Somebody's Trolling Me
Somebody's Trolling Me
Somebody's Trolling Me
Somebody's Trolling Me
Somebody's Trolling Me

SOMEBODY'S TROLLING ME
Track Name: Hypocrite
Verse 1

Why don't you just admit it
You're a sly little hypocrite
You say we cyber bully you
Come on bro whats with this shit

Thought we were all done with this grief
I have to admit it was a big relief
To see your face stop popping up every week

But you still sneak and peek at whatever we tweet
Facebook, YouTube even ReverbNation we can see
Why are you soo obsessed with what we write
Fucking hell do you like wank over our songs every night?

Chorus

You're just a hypocrite
You're just a hypocrite
You're just a hypocrite
You're just a hypocrite

Verse 2

We block you, delete you, want you out of our lives
But you still insist of making up these lies
You run to your friends and use those puppy dog eyes

American friends go harass those guys
They bully me, stop me from making my music
but really is me, I'm the one thats losing it

Tbh we don't give a fuck what you say
We're gonna continue making songs anyway
But just remember Cambridge Police Station is only 1 hour away
I'm sure PC Tom T will be interested to hear what you say

Hate and hurtful comments and dislikes too
Wait a minute isn't that what only YOU do?
Stop being such a hypocrite all your life
We're getting fed up of this happening every fucking time!

Chorus

You're just a hypocrite
You're just a hypocrite
You're just a hypocrite
You're just a hypocrite

Chorus

You're just a hypocrite
You're just a hypocrite
You're just a hypocrite
You're just a hypocrite

Verse 3

I'm sure you've listened to every one of our songs
So we know you know this one so why don't you sing along
"We are never ever ever gonna stop making parodies,
you go do your thing we'll do our thing you get me you get me,
but we are never ever ever gonna stop making parodies"
Oh you missed something, let's rewind that song
"You go do your thing we'll do our thing"

So take your soo called rapping and your fake fans
And go to a far away place so no one can ever see your attention seeking state
Everyone thinks you're a fucking disgrace
Sort yourself out get a new councillor if that's the case

You and Chris need a bit of space, but just incase you think
we say this to offend just remember we make parodies
and Original Comedy Hip-Hop
Now grow up we never ever told you to stop
If you carry on like this you'll never make it to the top.
Track Name: This Is War!
TCABL - This Is War

Verse 1
A warning to the people, the good and the evil
This is war
We the Joker, the Jester, are smarter then the molester
This is war

It's the moment of truth but you still fucking lie
You tried to get rid of us but this isn't goodbye
This is the moment to live and ignore those dislikes
If we do our own gig you won't get an invite

Verse2
So listen up and listen good theres no need to act hard and be really rude
We made a song back in september 2012, writing our own parody
Hip-Hop song like everyone else
But you had a hissy fit as soon as you heard that song

Pedo this and pedo that oh now we're in the wrong
We ended up gettin a caution from PC Tom T
Now listen Shadow and Dreams this its how its gonna be

We will rap and sing about what the fuck we like
Coz Parodies and Original Comedy Hip-Hop are Legal alright!
Harass us all you like and those insults too, but is that
really gonna help either of you?


Chorus
Come on Shadow what you waiting for
Come and fight back and do this once more
You started this shit now.....
THIS IS WAR! THIS IS WAR!

Chorus
Come on Shadow what you waiting for
Come and fight back and do this once more
You started this shit now.....
THIS IS WAR! THIS IS WAR!

Verse 3
Shadow, Shadow listen to what we say
You're the one that started all this anyway
We started off weak but now we're strong
If you don't like our songs then go run along
We're gonna continue making our songs no matter what you say
Come on now we ain't as bad as Ricky Gervais
Now stop having our songs constantly on replay
You sad little gay boy with a snapback that says Obey
Just remember one thing, we are the Best Comedy Hip-Hop Duo from the UK!
Track Name: Keyboard Warriors
TCABL …………… KEYBOARD WARRIORS

Verse 1
My names The Joker I'm from South West London
My main man here's from a little town called Huntingdon
Jesters his name he'll bring you to shame
So don't get in our way of makin it to fame

Verse 2
Yeah... so one person we know makes a fuss over dumb shit
Goes around acting all innocent and that he's a victim.
But when it comes to the internet he acts all big
behind a keyboard, instead of making his own beats
and finding gigs he goes overboard with his insults.

Verse 3
Messaging us week after week with his sly little comments,
even gets his fake little friends to, torment after torment.
to be honest you need to quit your bullshit and stop your whining

And stop making these fake accounts with all the spying.
He gets his keyboard "you're all shit, you can't do that" but
the sad little boy can never take the shit back


Chorus (2x)
Typing on my keyboard cause it pleases me more
My names MB and I sit in my bedroom booth
talking crap in person is too fuckin dangerous
So I just insult them on my keyboard instead


Verse 4
Just the other week we got a message from an a little
American kid who said we had no talent and we cyber bully MB
ha ha I think she needs to find out who he really is then she'll soon see

Okay we admit some of your words get to us a little bit, the way you spell
your words ha ha oh we laughed quite a bit.. seriously if you're
going to insult us at least be more literate.

Your keyboard means nothing to us so fuck you and your fake groupies
we can say what the fuck we like, don't like us using the word pedo?
haha tough shite!

Stop acting like a hard man, you're getting soo bad you're starting to sound like my nan, now before you start accusing us again of cyber bullying you take a step back bro cause I would of said all this shit if I was stood right next to you!

Chorus (4x)
Typing on my keyboard cause it pleases me more
My names MB and I sit in my bedroom booth
talking crap in person is too fuckin dangerous
So I just insult them on my keyboard instead