Rapcore Massacre

by The Chicken And Bellz Life

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12 Track Rapcore/Comedy Hip-Hop based album.

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released 06 September 2013
Unstable Enemy

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Track Name: TCABL
Intro:
TCABL sing TCABL
TCABL sing TCABL
TCABL sing TCABL
TCABL sing TCABL

Verse 1 ~ Joker:
The Chicken And Bellz Life thats our name
Doing what we love, rockin this stage
Pushin out every cunt who gets in our way
C'mon you haterz what you gonna say:

(still verse one but with Jesters voice)
"you have no talent, this is all shit
Shadows better then you just admit it
His music is meaningful they're all gonna be hits
Just pack up your stuff your music is dead just quit!"

(still verse 1 with Joker)
We don't care what you say we're still gonna make music
This is the only thing that keeps me from loosing it
And if you don't like any of the verses I spit
Stop searching me up on YouTube init

We know stupid haterz like you will always exist
Doesn't mean you'll make me quit or slit my wrists
I've already been there got the scars to prove it
Just gotta grit my teeth and get on with this bitch

And whats this about his music being meaningful
Think the word you're looking for is just awful
All I hear is boring talk, talk, talk, talk
But enough of that, that's child's play
We're TCABL and we're here to stay!

Chorus ~ Joker&Jester

TCABL sing TCABL
TCABL sing TCABL
TCABL sing TCABL
TCABL sing TCABL

Verse 2 ~ Jester:
We love all these haterz who try make us quit
Oh shit, one dislike, oh two, I'm loosing it
You really think a few dislikes will destroy our career?
You better step back a couple of gears
We couldn't give a shit about what you haterz think
I'm just gonna stand here spittin out the Jokers amazing lyrics
You may call us gimminks but that's not true
We're the Joker And The Jester and we'll show you
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We can cuss in every song and say Pedo if we like
And if you don't like our songs heres some advice
Don't search us up if you get offended easily
We can be cheesy, even play power chords that are stupidly easy
But we don't care! We're TCABL, we're gonna be Millionaires
We're gonna blast out our music in Times Square
Take care little haterz we're over this shit
Signed Joker And Jester smashing this hit!

Chorus ~ Joker&Jester

TCABL sing TCABL
TCABL sing TCABL
TCABL sing TCABL
TCABL sing TCABL

TCABL sing TCABL
TCABL sing TCABL
TCABL sing TCABL
TCABL sing TCABL

TCABL sing TCABL
TCABL sing TCABL
TCABL sing TCABL
TCABL sing TCABL
Track Name: Sperm Donor
Sperm Donors! - The Joker & The Jester

Intro -

The Joker

The Jester

This song is to all you Sperm Doning cunts out there!

Verse 1 - The Joker

So I have this soo called dad who thinks he's dad of the year
When he sits in his bed sit drinking beer after beer
Not a care in the world as he watches Final Frontier
My stupid fucking mother still wishes he were here
As for me I just fucking wished he'd disappear!

It's not about the money, I'll give you that
I don't want you treating me like some spoilt brat
Just a chat from time to time, I wanted you to be
my dad and treat me right
But when you have a drink we always collide
You even fucking hit my mum in the face and she cried

I'll never forgive you for that you selfish prick
Now go do that you do best and get random
slags to fuck your dick
Second thoughts, scrap that
you're just a 60 year old twat, who can't get
it up coz you're soo fat, shriveled up little pea that's that

Chorus - The Joker

You fucking Sperm Donor
I don't wanna know you no more
you're supposed to be my fucking dad
No fucking some whore!
Hey mum where's that money for that guitar
I've been saving for?
Your stupid fucking fathers spending it at
the liquor store!

You fucking Sperm Donor
I don't wanna know you no more
you're supposed to be my fucking dad
No fucking some whore!
Hey mum where's that money for that guitar
I've been saving for?
Your stupid fucking fathers spending it at
the liquor store!

Verse 2 - The Jester

I'm gritting my teeth as I say this right now
My stupid fucking dad I could kick his face in
But I'm just gonna sit back and grin, as my
sister goes off to Uni
Fuck Off dad we don't need you, you're a phoney!

We're getting fed up of your bullshit lies too
You don't even know how hard this shit is
were going through
Just sit back and keep smoking your Zoot
Your eyes are so big now,
I nearly mistaken you for Ozil

All I wanted was a little help
To keep A roof over our heads, shelter from the rain
Even food before bed
But instead you use the same excuse over and over
You're probably thinking about having
kids wither her too, you Sperm Donor!

Chorus - The Jester

You fucking Sperm Donor
I don't wanna know you no more
You're supposed to by my fucking dad
Not fucking some whore!

You fucking Sperm Donor
I don't wanna know you no more
You're supposed to by my fucking dad
Not fucking some whore!

Verse 3 - The Jester

You only live in Peterborough, 20 minutes away,
But you still treat us like we are all stray.
Well fuck you dad and your new family coz
Geoffreys a better fatherly figure then
You've ever been!

Don't try be this hero dad and start to care just
coz my mums in hospital, shes getting better
I'll go tell her what you said (funny voice below)
"Hey mum, dad says he cares and if we need any help he'd be there"

Don't kid your self dad you never was there,
You were too busy having multiple affairs
Now don't stand there and pretend to be nice
Atleast I'm doing something decent with my life
3rd year of Uni nearly complete,
Sit down dad, its about time someone showed
You up for being a cheat!

Chorus - The Jester

You fucking Sperm Donor
I don't wanna know you no more
You're supposed to by my fucking dad
Not fucking some whore
You shut us out when you divorced our mum
You don't deserve anything now
you fucking scum!

You fucking Sperm Donor
I don't wanna know you no more
You're supposed to by my fucking dad
Not fucking some whore
You shut us out when you divorced our mum
You don't deserve anything now
you fucking scum!
Track Name: Haterz!
ntro:
The Joker + The Jester!
just a message to our little haterz out there!
Don't worry Shadow it's not about you...

Verse 1:
You better get out of our fucking way
Coz we're getting fed up of what ya say
and if you don't like what we say or do
Turn off your Laptop and sign off youtube!
We are aloud to say what the fuck we like
We don't cry over 2 dislikes!
We have more talent then The Third Life
Don't get upset and grab that knife

Verse 2:
Don't take us too fucking seriously
We're a Comedy Duo with controversy
And if you don't like what you see....
Man we don't care we are still gonna make music
We're getting used to you little faggots that do this
Typing on your little keyboards tryna diss + take the piss
We're just gonna forget that you exist
Carry on with our lives, making music, doing gigs

Chorus:
HATERZ! We don't give a fuck what you say
HATERZ! We're gonna do this day after day
HATERZ! We're gonna rock this stage away
HATERZ! We're gonna push you right out the way

Chorus:
HATERZ! We don't give a fuck what you say
HATERZ! We're gonna do this day after day
HATERZ! We're gonna rock this stage away
HATERZ! We're gonna push you right out the way

Verse 3:
White boys with dreadlocks, looking right at us
Thinking we're full of shit, makes me wanna cuss
Makes me wanna smash his head right into a bus
But I wont go that low just to give him the satisfaction
All they want is a reaction, the attention on them
Just coz they know they'll never make it to fame
Stupid Son Of a Bitch, we can beat him at his own game

Verse 4:
Do they really think their shit drives us insane?
Those stupid haterz say .......
"Just coz you say disclaimer doesn't mean its alright" (funny voice)
Look bitch if our stuff offends you, don't listen
You're just jealous coz The Jokers lyrics are amazingly written
And you can't take one little bit of criticism
Don't get the hump when we make a song about prison
Is it about you? FUCK NO IT ISN'T!
We're gonna say this one more time, now listen carefully........ (echo into
chorus)

Chorus:
HATERZ! We don't give a fuck what you say
HATERZ! We're gonna do this day after day
HATERZ! We're gonna rock this stage away
HATERZ! We're gonna push you right out the way

Chorus:
HATERZ! We don't give a fuck what you say
HATERZ! We're gonna do this day after day
HATERZ! We're gonna rock this stage away
HATERZ! We're gonna push you right out the way
Track Name: Ginger Bitch
VERSE 1 - The Joker
All these, gingers, stupid, gingers
Always, stealing, your boyfriend
They always hang by
Sunderland And Newcastle
Be careful though, they're gonna
Steal your soul!!!!! (echo this out)

Stupid gingers, ugly gingers
Stupid mingers who take pictures
With no jeans on them so you can see their knickers!
Stupid bitches should be tought a lesson
Go back to school, learn how to dress
learn how to speak
Don't try'n act like you're the best
You're just a stupid ginger cunt from the North West!

Don't try act all innocent you stupid ginger bitch
We all know you'd rather live in Cambridge
Even though your language is;
Why eye man
Ha way man
Lets go up the toon
Like Like Like like
Ma Man Man Man
Ya areet hinny
Tara now pet!

WTF was that, you all sound like stupid twats
Learn the English Language or fuck off thats that! (echo this out)


CHORUS - BOTH x2

Stupid Ginger Cunts
Stupid Ginger Cunts
Stupid Ginger Cunts
Stupid Ginger Cunts
Wheres you're ticket to England
Do you wanna refund?
Fuck off to wherever you came from
Jump off a cliff while you're listening to punk!

Stupid Ginger Cunts
Stupid Ginger Cunts
Stupid Ginger Cunts
Stupid Ginger Cunts
Wheres your ticket to England
Do you wanna refund?
Fuck off to wherever you came from
Jump off a cliff while you're listening to punk! (echo this out)


VERSE 2 - The Jester

Why do I always get the ginger cunts flirting with me
It's like its an eternal disease
Spreading all over the country
Like dogs catch fleas
Please give me some keys so I can lock myself away
Blasting out to Green Day
Hip hip hooray
Some wsanity in my life
If I see another ginger cunt
Please give me a knife
They do my head in (echo this out)

The way they speak just makes my skin crawl
They sound soo bad its like Miley cyrus's song "Wrecking Ball"
I managed to get away that was a close call
Stupid bitch think she could get with me
That silly cunt couldn't even get with Jim Carey
I'd rather get with Katy Perry
I have every song of hers on CD (echo this out)

Stupid ginger bitch why can't you just die (echo this "die")
Everyone agrees with me, why can't you just leave
Why can't you stop saying why ayeeee
Get the message when I say good bye (echo this)
Get on with your life
Get drunk
Get high
I'll say this only once and I'll say it again good bye! (echo)


CHORUS - BOTH x2

Stupid Ginger Cunts
Stupid Ginger Cunts
Wheres you're ticket to England
Do you wanna refund?
Fuck off to wherever you came from
Jump off a cliff while you're listening to punk!

Stupid Ginger Cunts
Stupid Ginger Cunts
Wheres you're ticket to England
Do you wanna refund?
Fuck off to wherever you came from
Jump off a cliff while you're listening to punk! (echo this out)
Track Name: Left 4 Dead
VERSE 1
I'ma black guy called Louis I work in I.T,
Trying to have the courage to quit my job
Then this happens to me, Flesh eating
Zombies roaming the streets
Time to grab my weapons now who's with me?

I'll join you Louis, my names Bill
Pass me that Rifle you know the drill
I'll keep you save while we kill those zombies
Watch out Louis it's a HUNTER!

*Gun shot* DIE you old witch! And Smoker too!
My names Francis I'm a member of Hell's Legion

I'll do all I can to get us to freedom
Fighting through each campaign to get to the safe room

Hey wait up guys you forgot about me
Everyone knows you dont travel in threes
I'll take care of the Tank and Bloomer to
My names Zoey.........*Bill cuts in* we'll keep a watch out for you

CHORUS x2
Days and days and nights and nights
Come on zombies we'll put up a fight
We won't stop until you're gone
Now Go back into the ground where you belong

Days and days and nights and nights
Come on zombies we'll put up a fight
We won't stop until you're gone
Now Go back into the ground where you belong


VERSE 2
Going through the apartment down to the street
All these zombies are in for a treat
Shooting their brains out and watch it smash onto the concrete

With stage one complete onto The Subway
Out of the safe room with my health pack on my back
Pistol in one hand, rifle in the other
We're all ready for any attack.

Down into the darkness trying to find our way out
Down the escalators trying to get i nto the train
fighting down these zombies getting in our way
blowing up Boomer before he pukes on us
Getting through the train
Grabbin some weapons with only a few cuts

Grabbing more ammo to shoot out all their guts
Walking through the tunnels the smells getting tough
All of a sudden we hear a loud cry..... SHIT
Francis turn off that flashlight!
Tip toe around the witch unless you wanna die
Oh shit louis now you're getting revived
Good thing Bill got you in time so you survived

CHORUS x2
Days and days and nights and nights
Come on zombies we'll put up a fight
We won't stop until you're gone
Now Go back into the ground where you belong

Days and days and nights and nights
Come on zombies we'll put up a fight
We won't stop until you're gone
Now Go back into the ground where you belong


VERSE 3
Grabbing some more guns and ammo
Searching around as we go up the stairs
SHIT whats that shadow?! Another Boomer is dead
Killing more zombies to flick the switch to open the door
Picking up pills and health packs to help us on the way
Up the stairs, round the corner, hey guys we're safe!

Coming out of the safe room into a alley way
Into the street Zombies swarming our way
Throw a Pipe Bomb at them, well played Zoey!
Now lets all get onto the lift, onto the roof
Into the room grab some ammo and some health packs
I'll fix you up with some old rags

Down the stairs killing zombies on the way
Into the sewer, fucking hell, smells like manure
Oh look theres another Boomer, blow his head off
Up the ladder through the drain
Mercy Hospital straight ahead
Bills still smoking the same cigarette
Blowing up their heads with no regret
Through the hospital entrance with vengeance
I feel soo reckless, shut the safe door
I dunno how long I can do this any more!

CHORUS x2
Days and days and nights and nights
Come on zombies we'll put up a fight
We won't stop until you're gone
Now Go back into the ground where you belong

Days and days and nights and nights
Come on zombies we'll put up a fight
We won't stop until you're gone
Now Go back into the ground where you belong

VERSE 4
Wake up in the safe room in the hospital
Look out of the door feeling a little bit skeptical
Fuck I wish there was some kinda chemical
To blow these fuckers up like mushed vegetables
Up the elevator
onto the roof
into the helicopter
Very soon we will reveal the truth
Fuck the government and everything they do

Wouldn't surprise me if it was them who did this
People like them really take the piss
Off now to a far away place
the safest place
One day we will re-build the human race

Bill, Francis, Zoey and Louis to
Will stop this virus from breaking through
One day I'll tell you we'll find a cure
Until then Zombies.....watch out coz we're after you.......
Track Name: The Core
(Jester Intro)

THE CORE


Verse 1 (Joker)

1.Hardcore

2.Grindcore

3.Speedcore

4.Deathcore

5.Metalcore

6.Taqwacore

7.Crabcore

8.Dumblecore

9. Mathcore

10.Thrashcore

11.Skacore

12.Narcore

13.Nintendocore

14.Horrorcore

15.Crunkcore

16.Rapcore

Chorus (Both)

We're gonna say all these pointless genrecorez
Coz theres nothing else to do
See how easy it is to think of all of these
C'mon join in to!
POKECORE GOTTA SAY 'EM ALL!

Verse 2 (Jester)
17.Sludgecore

18.Nerdcore

19.Bellzcore

20.Whalecore

21.Unicore

22.Tardcore

23.Techcore

24.Slowcore

25.Emocore

26.Devilcore

27.Noisecore

28.Hatecore

29.Scremocore

30. Boringcore

31.Talkingcore

32.Geordiecore

Chorus (Both)

We're gonna say all these pointless genrecorez
Coz theres nothing else to do
See how easy it is to think of all of these
C'mon join in to!

Verse 3 (Joker)
32.Trancecore

33.Frenchcore

34.Britcore

35.Breakcore

36.Terrorcore

37.Flashcore

38.Raggacore

39.Lolicore

40.Anythingcore

41.Cuddlecore

42.Pokecore

43.Jokercore

44.Jestercore

45.Basscore

46.Guitarcore

47.Rapecore


Chorus (Both)

We're gonna say all these pointless genrecorez
Coz theres nothing else to do
See how easy it is to think of all of these
C'mon join in to!

Verse 4 (Jester)

49.Chickencore

50.Pedocore

51.Hookcore

52.MOREcore

53.Funnycore

54.Catcore

55.Tunecore

56.Punkcore

57.Newcore

58.Indiecore

59.Dancecore

60.Funkcore

61.Gingercore

62.Popcore

63.Darkcore

64.TheChickenAndBellzLifeCore